“结果是”
用英语怎么说？

MONICA: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with! JOEY: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him! CHANDLER: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece? PHOEBE: Wait, does he eat chalk? Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl. MONICA: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex. CHANDLER: Sounds like a date to me. CHANDLER: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked. ALL: Oh, yeah. Had that dream. CHANDLER: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there. JOEY: Instead of...? CHANDLER: That's right. JOEY: Never had that dream. CHANDLER: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, because it turns out it's my mother.

莫妮卡：没什么好说的！他只是我的一个同事！乔伊：得了吧，你都要和那家伙约会了！他肯定有什么不对劲的地方！钱德勒：行了，乔伊，善良点。那他有驼背吗？驼背加假发？菲比：等等，他吃粉笔吗？我只是，因为我不想让她经历我和卡尔在一起时经历的那种事。莫妮卡：好吧，大家放轻松。这甚至算不上是约会。只是两个人一起出去吃晚饭，不发生性关系。钱德勒：听起来对我来说就像是约会。钱德勒：好吧，那我又回到了高中，站在食堂中间，我发现自己全裸。大家：哦，对。做过那个梦。钱德勒：然后我往下看，发现那里有一个电话……。乔伊：代替了……？钱德勒：没错。乔伊：我从来没做过那个梦。钱德勒：突然间，电话响了。现在我不知道该怎么办了，因为结果是打来的人是我妈。