“搞什么鬼”
用英语怎么说？

Joey: See?! I told you! Joey: Sometimes I get in here just to get away from it! Hey, a nickel!! Chandler: OH MY GOD!!! Joey: WHAT?!! Chandler: Are you all right?! Joey: Yeah... Chandler: What happened?!! Joey: Awww, man! He promised he wouldn’t take the chairs!! Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!! Joey: Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and he said he didn’t think big enough to fit a grown man! Chandler: So-You got in voluntarily?! Joey: I was trying to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what I’m gonna do? Chandler: BEND OVER?!!!

乔伊：看吧？！我告诉过你！ 乔伊：有时我进这里来只是为了清静一下！嘿，一个镍币！！ 钱德勒：我的天啊！！！ 乔伊：怎么了？！！ 钱德勒：你没事吧？！ 乔伊：没事…… 钱德勒：发生什么事了？！！ 乔伊：噢，天呐！他答应过不拿走椅子的！！ 钱德勒：到底搞什么鬼？！你是怎么被关进去的？！！还有我们所有的东西都到哪里去了？！！ 乔伊：这个，有个家伙过来看这个柜子，他说他觉得这里面不够大，装不下个成年男人！ 钱德勒：所以--你是自愿进去的？！ 乔伊：我是想做成一笔生意！！天啊，如果我再碰到那个家伙，你知道我会怎么做吗？ 钱德勒：撅起屁股？！！！