“奇葩”
用英语怎么说？

Alan: Drive! Charlie: So? How'd it go? Alan: She chased me out of the house with a golf club. Charlie: Taking up golf already? What was it like, a six iron? Alan: What difference does it make? Charlie: I just want to be able to tell the story accurately. Alan: It's not funny. Charlie: Then why are you laughing? Alan: Because I don't know what else to do. I wish I could ask Dad for advice. Charlie: You'd go to Dad for marriage counseling? Alan, our father committed suicide to get away from our mother. Alan: Dad didn't commit suicide. He died of food poisoning. Charlie: I maintain that he knew the fish was bad, but he kept eating it anyway. Driver: Your mother sounds like a real piece of work.

艾伦：开车！查理：那么？进展如何？艾伦：她拿着高尔夫球杆把我赶出了房子。查理：已经学起高尔夫了？那是什么杆，六号铁杆吗？艾伦：这有什么区别？查理：我只是想能准确地讲出这个故事。艾伦：这一点都不好笑。查理：那你为什么在笑？艾伦：因为我不知道还能做什么。我真希望我能向爸爸征求建议。查理：你会去找爸爸做婚姻咨询？艾伦，我们父亲自杀就是为了摆脱我们母亲。艾伦：爸爸没有自杀。他是死于食物中毒。查理：我坚称他是知道鱼坏了，但他无论如何还是吃下去了。司机：你母亲听起来真是个奇葩。